"I am a chat addict"
Chatting is a great way to meet people on the web and talk to them about almost anything you can think of. If you've got an
interest in something - anything - you can guarantee you'll be able to get in touch with like-minded people and chat about
it somewhere on the web. It's great fun too!
But there have been loads of stories in the press and on TV which imply that chatting is dangerous and that you never know
fully who you're talking to.
Hi...i am CHRISTY, 19, 178 cm tall, slim and I am a catwalk model.
Oh Christy...Can we meet????
( This is not written by IVAN LIM)
>> HornyGuy has joined room #bangkokchat
ThaiGirl> Hello ka
i from Thailand
HornyGuy> I know that, stupid
ThaiGirl> sorry honey :-(
ThaiGirl> u want talk with me?
Why should I?
ThaiGirl> forget it mai pen rai
HornyGuy> Hey wait a minute
Sorry I¡¯m just a bit paranoid.
HornyGuy> I ¡¯think too much¡¯
ThaiGirl> why honey?
I¡¯m hiding from the cops
HornyGuy> The boys in brown
HornyGuy> Don¡¯t fucking laugh at me
It¡¯s no joke
ThaiGirl> what u do?
HornyGuy> You don¡¯t want to know
ThaiGirl> i do
honey na na na ;-)
HornyGuy> I fucked an elephant
ThaiGirl> u crazy guy baa
HornyGuy> Send me your photo
HornyGuy> So I
know you aren¡¯t a cop
ThaiGirl> i no cop
HornyGuy> Then send me your photo
i no want send u i no beautiful
HornyGuy> Most cops aren¡¯t
ThaiGirl> I NO COP!!!
HornyGuy> Then send me
HornyGuy> Hurry up
ThaiGirl> i no want send
HornyGuy> Fuck you, cop
ThaiGirl> I NO COP
U CRAZY GUY!!!
HornyGuy> Then send it
ThaiGirl> ok what u email?
HornyGuy> Just send it here
Thaigirl> u get?
HornyGuy> Just a second
Thaigirl> my friend take it last year
i lose my kilo now
HornyGuy> I hope so
ThaiGirl> why u speak bad?
HornyGuy> Did I
hurt your feelings?
ThaiGirl> i no lose kilo too much
HornyGuy> Will you feel better if you
HornyGuy> Hang on
HornyGuy> Here it is *PIC*
ThaiGirl> this no u!!!
Yes it is
ThaiGirl> profile pic no same same
HornyGuy> The profile photo is a fake
HornyGuy> I use it to
fool the cops
ThaiGirl> u baby face guy
HornyGuy> You¡¯re so fat you need an aerial photo
ThaiGirl> go fuck
HornyGuy> I was going to until I saw your photo
HornyGuy> I¡¯ll never get a hard-on again
why u speak bad too much?
ThaiGirl> i no should send photo before
ThaiGirl> why u hurt me?
you think baby-face doesn¡¯t hurt me?
ThaiGirl> i think u lie
HornyGuy> I think you have your own ZIP code
u bad guy jai rai
ThaiGirl> people joking me all my life
HornyGuy> Ok, I¡¯m sorry
ThaiGirl> u no sorry
You¡¯re right, I¡¯m not
ThaiGirl> u boring now
HornyGuy> Aww, I¡¯m sorry
i put u on ignore
HornyGuy> Wait a second
HornyGuy> We got off on the wrong foot
HornyGuy> Wanna start over?
HornyGuy> I¡¯ll eat your pussy
HornyGuy> You heard me
HornyGuy> I said I¡¯d eat your
ThaiGirl> but u little brother no hard
HornyGuy> Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
i want u horny
HornyGuy> Well I¡¯m not like most guys
HornyGuy> I get turned-on in other ways
HornyGuy> Do you really want to know?
HornyGuy> You have to tell me yes or no
ThaiGirl> i no sure
HornyGuy> Because why?
ThaiGirl> u boom boom elephant
ThaiGirl> u say i fat
now u want eat my pussy
ThaiGirl> u strange na?
ThaiGirl> i think u strange guy
HornyGuy> I won¡¯t do it then
ThaiGirl> i no say that
HornyGuy> So is that a yes?
HornyGuy> I need your help getting excited though
HornyGuy> Are you willing?
what u want me do?
HornyGuy> I need you to talk like a pirate
HornyGuy> That¡¯s a ¡¯jon sala¡¯
HornyGuy> When I start to go limp... you say HARRRR!!!
u no serious!
HornyGuy> Oh yes I am
HornyGuy> It¡¯s my fantasy
ThaiGirl> u crazy guy jing jing!!!
Do you want it or not?
ThaiGirl> i want
HornyGuy> Then you¡¯ll do it for me?
Ok here we go
HornyGuy> I gently remove your panties
HornyGuy> and I begin to massage your thighs
You¡¯re getting really juicy thinking about
HornyGuy> my tounge brushing up against them
HornyGuy> I softly begin
to touch your wet pussy
HornyGuy> I run my tounge down your smooth slit
ThaiGirl> mmmm yeah
oh... going limp
HornyGuy> You have to do better than that
HornyGuy> Your photo was really
HornyGuy> Ahh much better
HornyGuy> Your pussy moistens with every stroke
I softly suck on your clit
HornyGuy> bringing it in and out of my mouth
HornyGuy> Your juices run down my chin
Your scent fills my nose
HornyGuy> I feel empowered by your femininity
ThaiGirl> mmmmmm u good
I feel your thighs tighten as I suck
HornyGuy> Going limp
HornyGuy> Mmmm I grab your
HornyGuy> You begin to sway back and forth
HornyGuy> Going limp
ThaiGirl> this stupid
HornyGuy> Do it!
HornyGuy> I turn you around to lick your arsehole
and pry apart your massive butt-cheeks
HornyGuy> I see the hair around your arsehole
HornyGuy> covered in shit-nuggets
HornyGuy> They stink really bad
ThaiGirl> OMG STOP!!!
HornyGuy> I get fed up with your ugly fat
HornyGuy> I tear off your wooden peg-leg
HornyGuy> and ram it up your arse!
ThaiGirl> U FUCKING PYSCHO!!!
Then I pour hot caramel over your head
HornyGuy> and turn you into a fucking toffee-apple
HornyGuy> You like it,
you little Thai pirate slut!
ThaiGirl> FUCK U ASSHOLE!!!
HornyGuy> I kick you in the face
parrot flys away
HornyGuy> ...going limp again
HornyGuy> Say it!
>> ThaiGirl has
left room #bangkokchat