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INCITING ANGER

IT GIVES CERTAIN PEOPLE THEIR SENSE OF SECURITY...

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Hehe I am dirt cheap...
I have a poisonous mind and forked tounge.
haha haha haha ....Arsenal is a poor team
they gotta sell Viera to Real Madrid ..
 
Batu Api 
SOB !!! SOB !!! they sold
Owen to Real Madrid and that Viera is staying
 
 yak yak yak..
I am the big brother here
 
 
 

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Provocation, Sarcasm and Insults...the common tools used in inciting anger.
 

DEFINATION:
 
1. pro·voke
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): pro·voked; pro·vok·ing
 a archaic : to arouse to a feeling or action b : to incite to anger
 
2. sarcasm

 

Function: noun
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm <this is no time to indulge in sarcasm>
synonym see WIT

3.  in·sult
Function: verb
archaic : to behave with pride or arrogance : VAUNT
transitive senses : to treat with insolence, indignity, or contempt : AFFRONT; also : to affect offensively or damagingly <doggerel that insults the reader's intelligence>
synonym see OFFEND


 


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FICTITIOUS DIALOUGE:
INTENTION: TO DUPE AMERICANS
 
"There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq..
INVASION OF IRAQ IS A MUST...
I am fighting for our country's freedom and rights..
( and of course for $$$$$ )"
 
 
 
Fictitious Dialouge:
Yeah lets slay these Iraqis !!!!!
 
 
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THE USAGE OF THE ART OF PROVOCATION CAN BE TRACED IN WARS, BUSINESS COMPETITIONS, RELATIONSHIPS AND EVEN SPORTS ...

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PROBABLY THE BEST KNOWN LITERITURE ON THIS ART ARE "THE 36 STRATEGMS" AND SUN ZHU'S ART OF WAR ..BOTH WRITTEN THOUSAND OF YEARS AGO IN CHINA.

THIS ART IS OFTEN USED BY ANCIENT TACTICIANS TO LURE OR DECEIVE OPPONENTS OR COMPETITORS.

EXAMPLE: TO PROVOKE AN ENEMY TO REACT OR ACT IN A WAY WHICH IS DISADVANTAGEOUS TO HIM  

 
ZHUGE LIANG OF THE 3 KINGDOM ERA...THE MASTER OF  WAR STARTEGY
 
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WHILE SOME BRILLIANT AGGRESSORS ARE HUGELY SUCCESSFUL WITH THEIR ART ...eg: ZHUGE LIANG (PICTURE) ...
 
In was recorded that during battle, the enemy's favourite insult would often be "Zhuge, you farmer/country bumpkin!" Of course, the enemy would often realise later that hurling insults couldn't mend the terrible defeat they suffered at the hands of said farmer... Zhou Yu (Zhuge Liang's opponent), an advisor of the King of Wu died of anguish as a result of Zhuge Liang's provocation.
 
 SOME AGGRESSORS ARE "DIRT CHEAP" AND  WITLESS  ....THEIR BAD INTENTIONS AND EVIL THOUGHTS ARE SO OBVIOUSLY  APPARENT IN THEIR EXPRESSIONS  AND DEMEANOUR.
 

CHEAP AGGRESSORS :

 LETS IRRITATE HIM....AND SAYS THAT HE IS UNSPORTING AND HYPER SENSITIVE WHEN HE GETS ANGRY ...HAHAHAHA...YEAH (CHEAP THRILL)

HEY HEY WE ARE SUCCESSFUL ...HE GOT ANGRY ...WHAT SATISFACTION...

 
 
THE MIND OF A TYPICAL CHEAP AGGRESSOR:
 
WHEN HE  IS UNSTABLE OR INSECURED ...I AM SENSE MY PERSONAL SECURITY AND COMFORT...WHEN HE GETS POPULAR MY MIND BREWS JEALOUSY.
 
FICTICIOUS DIALOUGE:
 YEAH SO WHAT IF YOU SEES ME AS DIRT CHEAP?  THIS IS A FREE WORLD WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE LIKE....WHAT IS BASIC RESPECT? WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP?  NO IDEA.,,AND I DONT CARE.
 
HAHAHA
 
 
BY IVAN LIM
 
 
A JOKE IS FUNNY AND ENJOYABLE WHEN EVERYONE ENJOYS THE GOOD HUMOUR AND ENTERTAINMENT ;
 
THE JOKE BECOMES STALE WHEN IT IS REPEATED VERY OFTEN AND WITHOUT DISCRETION ...AND THAT GIVES RISE TO BOREDOM; 
 
THE SAME JOKE MAY BECOME SICK, TASTELESS AND DEVOID OF ENTERTAINMENT VALUES WHEN IT IS MADE WITH THE INTENTION TO EMBARASS, PROVOKE  AND IRRITATE  SOME ONE. THIS IS IN FACT AN INSULT CUM PROVOCATION  CLOTHED IN SARCASM AND TAKES THE FORM OF A JOKE.
 
 
 
HEY HEY ...IT WAS A JOKE..HEY HEY HEY HEY
I AM YOUR FRIEND..!!!
 
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