The Nocturnal World of Ivan...

Home
jpj-polis online check
How to deal with rejection in relationship
Detecting a lie ...and jokes about modern day bitches
why do Mr. Nice Guy always finish last?
My drawings...CIRCA 2005
DEALING WITH STRESS
36 Strategems
Strategies of Zhuge Liang
Sun Tzu
Did the Americans landed on the moon?
How to solve life problems
MURPHY'S LAW
CHANGING YOUR SELF
ARE U KIASU?
THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI
Motivation
BRUCE LEE
Vitality
THIS IS IVAN LIM
Shin Chan
LAU CHING WAN
Funny Terms
PERSONAL GREETINGS ...
Woman
Laughter
THE REAL WONG FEI HUNG
The Sun
Pisces
The Moon
National Anthem "Negaraku"...
mamula moon..negaraku
Cute Babies
Smiley Face
Dar Chang Geum...The Korean TV series
Great wall of china
Its a Noctural Life...
Crisis in life
Frustration
ivan's mad mad world of...
Good Food Page
Enchanting Thailand
BLANK PAGE
ARSENAL !!!! ARSENAL !!!!
MUAY THAI
Enya
KITARO
THE RAIN...
HAADYAI TRIP ...NOVEMBER 2004
Heart Break Blues..
Friends
Enchanting Thai Part 2
Enchanting Thai part 3
DURIANS....oh no
INCITING ANGER
ONLINE CHATTING ..HAHA
BLANK PAGE
THE NO.1 TERRORIST...
Malaysia...my homeland
The many faces of Buddha
Words of Wisdom
GHOSTS AND SPIRITS
FACES AND IDOLS
My Photos Vol 1
My Photos Vol 2
Creativity
Thank you for visiting this site...
Favorite Links
Contact Me
DURIANS....oh no

The King of all fruits...

.[Company Logo Image][Company Logo Image][Company Logo Image][Company Logo Image][Company Logo Image]

Under Construction

Durian 1

 

Scientific name: Durio zibethinus
Common names: Durian, Civet, King of Fruit

This tropical fruit is native to Malaysia, Borneo, and Indonesia. Fruiting year-round, the Durian grows on trees as large as 150 feet. Many people avoid the fruit due to its offensive1, sewage-like odor--however; some local people consider it a delicacy. The exterior of the fruit is covered in large, sharp spikes, which in addition to the toughness of the shell, make it very difficult2 to open. Inside can be found a white to golden-yellow, fleshy meat, preserveable by freezing. Found in five segments of the fruit, the meat surrounds large brown seeds. The flesh is rich in vitamin A, phosphorus and calcium, among other nutrients. A pest of the fruit is an insect known as a fruit borer; the larvae destroy durians. Durians can weigh up to 3 kilograms, making them deadly if one were to fall from a very tall tree and hit you. Some say durians taste like garlic/onion custard with a subtle sweetness

 Durian

AN IDEAL WEAPON ...THE HOUSE OF THE FLYING DURIANS

Component Per 100 g
Energy 153 cal
Moisture 64 g
Protein 2.6 g
Fat 3.4 g
Carbohydrates 27.9
Beta-carotene 140.0 mg
Vitamin B1 0.1 mg
Vitamin B2 0.13 mg
Vitamin C 23.2 mg

Where to Get Durians

Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei, Cambodia, Vietnam, Indonesia, Philippines, northern Australia, Honduras, Hawai`i, and perhaps a few other tropical locations on the planet. Harvest seasons vary in different areas depending on local climate, latitude, and altitude.

 

 

FICTICIOUS DIALOUGE: 

HI I AM THE DURIAN PICKER. ..THIS JOB IS DANGEROUS AND DOESNT PAY WELL AT ALL ...BUT I WORK FOR MY LOVE TO THIS FRUIT ..MMMM

 
 

The Beavis & Butt-Head Experience - Various ArtistsYUCKS!!!!

 Durian exprerience !!!!

 
 

FANCY EATING THIS WITH SOME RICE?

durian with ketan, anyone?

OK... THATS A MANGOSTEEN ..NOT A DEFORMED DURIAN.

Durian is known as the "King of fruits".

THE DURIAN TREE

durian

no durian

WELL NOT EVERY ONE LOVES DURIAN ...
  

 

YUMMIE YUM YUM 

 

       TAKE A LOOK AT MY FACE ...AND YOU WILL KNOW IF I LIKE DURAINS
 

 

 EL STINKO

 

   

THE FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH THE DURIAN

 

Me, Dave

TO PROVE MY LOVE TO U DARLING...I WILL EAT THIS

 

SMELLING SOCKS

 Please do not link directly to this image.

 

YUCKIEEEEE

 

 

DURIAN DODOL

 

DURIAN ICE CREAM

  

DURIAN "OREO" COOKIES, THAILAND

 

DURIAN CANDY , PENANG, MALAYSIA

DURIAN CHIPS, THAILAND

 

DURAIN PUFF, SINGAPORE

 

DURAIN MOUSSE, SINGAPORE

pompey4life's Avatar

 SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF



THE KING OF ALL FRUITS...AROMA OR STENCH?

FOR U TO DECIDE.

 
:moon! :pullface :banana:cry3
 
:adore:adore:adore:adore:adore:adore:adore:adore:adore
 
DURIAN OH DURIAN...WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT U
 
 

mmmmm.....

Links:
 
 
 
rare durian species
Old varieties of durian rarely seen in fruit markets
 
 
 
YUCKIE..STINKO STENCH
 
 
 
DURIAN
(NOT WRITTEN BY IVAN LIM)

Durian fragrance
Heat waves rising in desert
Luscious oasis

Durians: not just
Delicious and nutritious...
Blissfulness itself

                    Ecstatic flavor
                 Spiky fruit's luscious pudding
                 Nature's grandest food

 

DURIAN FACE
 
DURIAN SPINS YOUR WORLD ROUND AND ROUND  ...WITH THE SMELL OF UNDIES AND SMELLY SOCKS
 
artie.com/gif-anim.htm