George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing
how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"
The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush,
but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thought a while and
then said: "How about a Principality then?",
To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to
be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".
Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire
then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have
an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said:
"I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
IVAN LIM: No..I DONT REALLY HATE HIM... IT IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT TO HATE A DUMB FOOL.
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